Car Drivers Quotes

Here is a collection of popular car driving quotes:

"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" (George Carlin)

"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine'." (Tommy Cooper)

"Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead." (Mac McCleary)

"It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road." (Author Unknown)

"The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit." (Jason Love)

"The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it." (Dudley Moore)

"Each year it seems to take less time to fly across the ocean and longer to drive to work." (Author Unknown)

"Life is too short for traffic." (Dan Bellack)